before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey
the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
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Almost 11 million
11,099,239 still reblogging
keep going! 11, 099, 239
i dont just take naps i accidentally hibernate
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
Don’t believe the hype, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being single and this proves it.
Amen to this ^^
This really makes me appreciate being single!
Bless the single life!
This proves you don’t need a relationship to be happy.